“Dear Website,

I am sorry to have neglected you for so long. I know, I know… I could have written at least an occasional hello or a how do you do. I am a bad friend, I accept that, but I am hoping that you will appreciate the fact I am here now talking with you. See, the past few months of my life have been extremely busy. And while the whole point of writing to you is to keep you updated on my current events and happenings, I have not been in the right mindset to write about it all.

Where should I start? Well, I am living in Perrysburg now with Becca and Sam. This has been the biggest change by far in my life the past few months. I basically inherited a new family… a loving girlfriend, a caring roommate, an insane cat, a chubby guinea pig, and two very loud neighbors. In fact, you should go check out Becca’s website!

I also acquired a Nintendo Wii. Please don’t feel like this is going to replace you website. It won’t. In fact I can even bring you up on it’s fancy built in internet channel! Also more good news for you website; I am getting a new digital camera this week, which means tons of awesome pictures to go along with renewed joy of posting updates. Again, I hope you are not mad at me website, I did not mean to neglect you.”

Love,
Seth